关于本书
孙悟空拿到上帝的地址后，陷入了一种狂喜的状态。他来到月光下，拔下一根猴毛，变出另一个孙悟空，然后二人相拥痛哭。主要是真孙悟空在哭，假孙悟空被真孙悟空死死抱住脖子，勒得有点上不来气。真孙悟空哭得鼻涕都出来了，直接蹭在假孙悟空的肩膀上，继续哭，一直哭到再也没有任何一滴眼泪流出来。真孙悟空放开假孙悟空，继续哽咽抽泣着，没有眼泪，感觉很委屈。他低头沉默了一会儿，突然伸手给了站在对面的假孙悟空一拳，假孙悟空僵直地后仰倒地，真孙悟空上前一步，骑跨在假孙悟空肚子上，开始用拳头狠狠地砸假孙悟空的头，一拳又一拳，惨叫声不绝如缕，很快就把假孙悟空的头全部砸进了水泥地面，此时孙悟空正背对着月光下的城堡，位于通向城堡的一条水泥大道之上。真孙悟空用拳头活活把假孙悟空砸死了，假孙悟空又变回一根又轻又细的猴毛，在黑暗的晚风中不知道飘到哪里去了。真孙悟空一屁股坐在水泥地上，对着面前的一个头颅大小的黑乎乎的坑洞剧烈地喘气。喘了一会儿，终于平复了呼吸。他突然感到有点疲惫，他好想找个五星酒店洗个澡，好好睡一觉。
About the Book
After Sun Wukong gets God’s address, he is overwhelmed with ecstasy. In the moonlight he plucks a hair, creates another Sun Wukong, and the two embrace and sob—mostly the real one weeping, choking the fake one in a tight hold. Mucus and tears smear onto the double’s shoulder until no more tears remain. Still sniffling and aggrieved, the real Wukong suddenly punches the fake one, knocks him flat, mounts his stomach, and keeps smashing his head with his fists. Screams stretch on as the head sinks into the concrete road leading to a castle behind him. Beaten to death, the fake Wukong turns back into a light, thin monkey hair and blows away in the dark wind. The real Wukong sits on the concrete, gasping at a head-sized hollow. When his breath steadies, fatigue hits—he just wants a five-star hotel, a shower, and sleep.
设计师自述：
我非常喜欢读刘按写的书。
Designer’s Notes
I genuinely love reading Liu An’s work.